I woke up like 7am in the morning to feed and play with MuFFin. In the midst, i prepared myself for the pre-lasik examination at 930am. My bus came at such a right time that i have to run afer it!
Anyway, the clinic has a long wait for the doctor to come out from the surgery room. The worse part of the examination is the dilation of pupil which let me have a taste of long sightedness. Can't see near but far. Dizziness accompanied. How i wish Yida is with me that time! Anyway, i believe my 'blindness' wasn't that bad coz i helped a girl who couldn't find the slit on the milo packet. Hehe
Surprisely, there was discrepancy in my astigmatism. Computer analysed a degree of 250 while human analysed 200. Heard that such difference is tolerated. Geez.. My left eye asti is like only 75 degrees. o_O Yes my stupid eyes. Appointment for the 'reincarnation' of my eyes will begin at 430pm on 11May. Afraid yet excited. I went out of the clinic with my 'forced' opened eyes. It was so sunny that my eyes cannot take it especially after the 'reverse' eyedrop (to reverse my dilation). I rushed to the taxi stand to get to the groomer. MuFFin was going for grooming!!
THe first thing Yida said was, "How come your pupil so small?" -_-
Of coz la, kana constricted ma! Diao
The groomer is really a nice and honest lady. She told Yida that full grooming is not needed as her fur is still quite neat. We booked for full groom that day and she could just do abit and charge us the full-groom price! Well, by doing this, she made us a loyal customer!
We collected MuFFin like 45 mins later. It was fast! When we saw her, she peed again. Haha.. too excited! AND she smelled FABULOUS!!! We were so attracted to the smell that we bought the conditioner and a so called 'serum' for her coat. The groomer mentioned that her fur quite dry. I guessed so coz we only use shampoo =x.
Those conditioner and serum damaged my pocket, deleting 52 bucks + 25 bucks (grooming) from my account.
A taxi driver (imbecile) was returning to his cab from his lunch break. Yida saw him and since we were carrying MuFFin, we asked him politely if he mind. He hesitated for a while and signalled us to board his taxi. Once seated,
Driver, "Where are you going?"
Yida replied POLITELY, "Uncle, we are going to Geylang Bahru."
Driver, "How to go???"
(Fucking hell, you are the driver you asked us how to go?)
Yida laughed, "I dunno eh."
Driver,"You go back Geylang Bahru so many times yet you dunno how to go?"
(My blood boiled)
I dunno why, but Yida was still smiling at him!!!
Madness!
Driver,"Eh, your dog better not pee and poo in my car."
(My blood double boiled)
I wasn't fast enough to rebuke him. After awhile i spoke to MuFFin loudly,
"MuFFin, don't go to ther seat. The taxi is VERY DIRTY!"
Yida turned around and looked at me with his enlarged eyes.
After another while, i spoke loudly again.
"Dear ar, actually hor, just now i wanted to tell the driver my dog is smarter than him so don't worry about MuFFin peeing and pooing in his car."
While reaching our destination, i said,
"Eh dear ar, you better tell him where to turn. If not, the driver gonna accused you of DUNNO how to go home!"
The fare meter displayed $7.40. So Yida gave him ten bucks and said, "Uncle, i got 40cents."
To my SURPRISE, he replied( in such a well mannered tone),"Oh, you got 40cents ar? Good good!!!" Followed by a smile.
He should be glad he did that! Coz "Nowadays, taxi drivers are getting guai lan!" was struggling to swim out of my mouth. And of course, a complaint letter to SMRT!
NAHBEZ!!! NEVER insult my loved oneS!
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5/05/2007 04:01:00 PM
Haha!! Like your sarcastic remarks. Post more pics of muffins leh!! Puppy grow up so fast, can update more. Hee~
I think i wasn't fast enough to say those sarcastic remarks! Argh!! Still need to think lo! But next time i meet such driver again, i will know what to say!